The Magnificent Mr. Beebs [#TFR]

[15:29:09] [Homie_S] We're all a little soggy in the mid section
[15:29:37] [CapnBeeb] Uh not me
[15:29:39] [CapnBeeb] I'm alpha bro
[15:29:49] [Homie_S] whatever beeb
[15:30:01] [CapnBeeb] Don't make me benchpress you
[15:30:07] [Homie_S] you know that ALL gun nuts are slightly overweight
[15:30:14] [serakyu|afk] beebs is built like a greek god and we should all be grateful that he's felt us worthy enough to grace us with his presence
[15:30:19] [Homie_S] I'm 240 lbs of trouble.
[15:30:25] [serakyu|afk] how tall
[15:30:29] [Homie_S] 6'3
[15:30:33] [Electrons_] beeb is genetically different
[15:30:33] [Electrons_] but I bet he has wierd balls
[15:30:40] [CapnBeeb] My balls are glorious
[15:30:44] [serakyu|afk] they're both . . the SAME SIZE
[15:30:50] [Homie_S] DUN DUN DUN
[15:30:50] * serakyu|afk points and laughs at the freak
[15:31:04] [Electrons_] yeah well you're head is huge.
[15:31:22] [Homie_S] yea well I have a fat FAT dick
[15:31:26] * MuttonChops (~Nick@synIRC-75D4B85.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #thefiringrange
[15:31:35] [serakyu|afk] Home_S is now known as MushroomStamp
[15:31:35] [CapnBeeb] My dick is prehensile
[15:31:39] [CapnBeeb] I lasso bitches in clubs with it
[15:31:56] [Homie_S] none of you know what it's like growing up with a fat dick
[15:32:00] [Homie_S] kids making fun of you
[15:32:05] [serakyu|afk] i did that before but it accidently brushed a dude and i almost contracted the gay
[15:32:12] [Homie_S] only for you to come home and say "MOM WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A FAT DICK"
[15:32:23] [Homie_S] only for her to reply "CAUSE YOU'RE FATHER IS SOMOAN
[15:32:31] [Homie_S] So clearly The Rock is my dad.
[15:32:45] [CapnBeeb] haha your dad is an eyebrow